I asked out this meidel for pizza. She slipped on ice as we walked out. As she grabbed my coat to catch her balance, my Rav walked past us on Main Street. I have now been put into lower shiur and can't get a FRUM date. IHSD.
Bochur: What does your mother wear to sleep?
Maidel: I am glad you asked! She wears a polyester robe. It is black and covers her neck and down to her ankles.